Tickle me Elmo, still in box, comes with it's own 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, excellent condition $6800.
FREE..1 can of pork and beans with purchase of 3 Bedroom 2 Bath HOME.
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING: WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS.
OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON.. FREE COFFEE AND DONUTS.
4 SALE BY OWNER.. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything!
FREE Yorkshire Terrier 8 yrs old, unpleasant little dog.
1 Man, 7 Woman Hot Tub $850 or best offer.
Amana Washer $100 owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Cows, Calves never bred... Also 1 gay Bull for sale.
German Shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered, speaks German, FREE.
Nordic Track $300 Hardly used...Call CHUBBIE!
FREE PUPPIES Part German Sheppherd - Part Dog.
83 Toyota Hunchback - $500
STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT - $15
Full Size Mattress 30 YR WARRANTY - LIKE NEW Slight Urine Smell.
FOR SALE: Lee Majors (6 million dollar man) - $50
SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA FREE CHOPSTICKS
FOUND: Dirty White Dog Looks Like A Rat. Been out awhile...BETTER BE REWARD.
Meeting Next Thursday Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club.
Exercise Equipment for Sale Queen Size Matress and Box Springs - $175
Joining Nudist Colony Must sell Washer and Dryer $300
Kellog's Pot Tarts - $1.99 box!
Fully Cooked Boneless Smoked Man - $2.09 lb.
Nice Parachute - Never Opened Used Once - Slightly Stained.
FREE Farm Kittens. Ready To Eat.
Ground Beast: 99 cents a lb.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. STARTING PAY $7 to $9 per hour.
American Flag - 60 Stars - Pole included $100
Georgia Peaches - California Grown 89 cents a lb.
Lawyer says Client is not that guilty.
Alzheimer's center prepares for an affair to remember.
Our sofa seats the whole Mob and it's made of 100% Itialian Leather.
NOTICE: To the person or persons who took the large pumpkin on hwy 87 near southridge storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.
Lost: Small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For Sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.